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bus555

4,927 posts since Dec '06
- 18 Aug `08, 4:15PM
  
  One day at home, his mother asked his son for his science test and his son gave his mother the paper and his mother said: "WHAT the doot!!! Zero over fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I dont care, you go read 3516 pages of Science Activity 5.6 and 5610 pages of How Science Work Activity 5 and his son asked, how many pages altogether eh? Then his mother said: "9126 lor". then his son said: "What? You tonight want to s**?" Then his mother said: "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said 9126 pages!!!" But then the son laugh: "haha thanks eh for not letting me studying because you say you want to s*x!! And the son ran to play com...
Chris1988

1,287 posts since Dec '06
- 18 Aug `08, 4:20PM
  
  sorry to burst your bubble young boy.
  
  your joke hits the 10 for my lame-o-meter scale
gUms

1,972 posts since Mar '02
- 18 Aug `08, 4:23PM
  
  Fark !!!! This is a dumb joke.
Vendettus

246 posts since May '08
- 18 Aug `08, 5:13PM
  
  You just wasted 30 seconds of my precious time.
  
  Plus another 15 to write the comment above.
  
  This is more of your sexual fantasy in words than a joke. Your mother should be ashamed to have a son like you.
Ferret

Moo Haa Haa !

36,476 posts since Jul '00
- 18 Aug `08, 5:19PM
  
  ue joke notch only lame.. also salah sia...
XxYaNxX

1,261 posts since Jan '08
- 18 Aug `08, 6:12PM
  
  ....
skeujin

24,628 posts since Dec '02
- 18 Aug `08, 6:16PM
  
  pld ban yrslf for wasting our time
rs rs

155 posts since Jul '08
- 18 Aug `08, 6:41PM
  
  *Claps*
  
  HELPPPPPPP WHERE'S THE MODDDDDD
thehappybunny

5,582 posts since Aug '07
- 18 Aug `08, 6:43PM
  
  OMG SO LAME UNTIL I LAUGHED. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayucrazy

24 posts since Dec '06
- 18 Aug `08, 9:14PM
  
  this does not belong in the jokes and humour forum because it is not humorous =.=
Daisuke-kun

13,745 posts since Jun '07
- 18 Aug `08, 9:16PM
  
  u find me a 1000+pages exercise first den maybe i go ha-ha...
  
  Edited by Daisuke-kun 18 Aug `08, 9:17PM
anakinfoo

640 posts since Jul '05
- 18 Aug `08, 9:18PM
  
  .................
  
  I am lost for words.
  
  :S
16/f/lonely

3,812 posts since Apr '08
- 18 Aug `08, 9:20PM
  
  Your first joke....is a joke.
wheelcamp

105 posts since Jul '07
- 18 Aug `08, 9:27PM
  
  Your next joke has to be way better than this.
sexy girls

1,025 posts since Aug '05
- 18 Aug `08, 9:38PM
  
  next joke please....
kenn3th

17,497 posts since Nov '06
- 18 Aug `08, 9:40PM
  
  he fail cience maths still so gd?
Freedom-Fighter

94 posts since Jun '08
- 18 Aug `08, 9:42PM
  
  Oh sorry wasnt laughing at ur joke, was laughing at the replys
Robotics999

280 posts since Oct '03
- 18 Aug `08, 9:57PM
  
  I hope this is your last joke too...
deathmaster

823 posts since Sep '07
- 18 Aug `08, 10:01PM
  
  little boy, how old are you? 10? 12?
Spartans

1,730 posts since Mar '07
- 18 Aug `08, 10:02PM
  
  Give you credit for trying.
  
  At least you attempt to entertain us. Good.
Vendettus

246 posts since May '08
- 18 Aug `08, 10:10PM
  
  Originally posted by deathmaster:
  
  little boy, how old are you? 10? 12?
  
  I don't think so.
  
  Even boys aged 10-12 would be more matured.
Chris1988

1,287 posts since Dec '06
- 19 Aug `08, 2:57PM
  
  it feels like i'm insulting my intellect when i was reading this
Master -_-

19,227 posts since Jan '03
- 19 Aug `08, 3:21PM
trendz

2,523 posts since Nov '04
- 19 Aug `08, 11:43PM
  
  wtf is this? Try harder next time, kid.
QX179R

EMERGENCY AMBULANCE

12,646 posts since Feb '08
- 19 Aug `08, 11:45PM
  
  once is enough..

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